Collection: Okay, you got us.

So you can’t actually buy this gift, but because you read about it, Thread will donate $1 to Write Around Portland, an organization that’s held 600+ writing workshops for adults and young people living in poverty. 

The more products you look at, the more we donate. We are raising funds, and also bribing you to read our work. But mostly raising funds. Scroll down to keep shopping.

UPDATE 12/30/19: Through the sheer effort of your clicks, Thread donated $3,472 to Write Around Portland. Thank you, readers!

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    Afternoon Champagne Beaker
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    Analog Password Manager
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    This Thing
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    A Globe for Ants
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    The Perfect Dog
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    Forgotten Fruit
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