Tchotchke

Tchotchke

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End-stage capitalism deserves a charming centerpiece.

The name comes from the Yiddish and means, “We were in Napa, it looked cute in the shop, don’t hassle me, OK?” This kitchen-themed accent piece is made of clay and hand-painted, possibly at a child’s birthday party. The charming chef/butcher/chicken murderer is sharpening his knives in a gesture sure to horrify the vegan in your life. Sweetly, obliviously dead papier mache chickens that appear to have been roasted with their heads on hang from wire hooks above. It’s really cute if you don’t think about it too hard! Which could be the theme of our whole society, couldn’t it? 

  • Ideal decoration for your next community sausage-stuffing party
  • Does it come in a duck or turkey version? Probably? Maybe?
  • You could Google it