Analog Password Manager
Analog Password Manager

Analog Password Manager

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Literally the only way to protect your personal information. 

Is your data safe? SPOILER ALERT: It’s not. Approximately 100 percent of all data stored on the internet will be breached. At this point, you’re probably better off just emailing all your passwords directly to the Russians. It will save them a step.

There is one thing, however, that is completely un-hackable. Made of opaque white paper, this fully non-digital password organizer is the only thing standing between you and thousands of fraudulently purchased Amazon gift cards that you can’t cancel and definitely cannot return.

  • Customizable and editable
  • Stores easily in a desk drawer
  • Can be folded for travel
  • Flammable (if necessary)

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