Forgotten Fruit

Worse than a lot of things but better than nothing.  

Teeth feeling a little loose? Careful: Just like measles and syphilis, scurvy is back. Ask yourself: When was the last time you ate something that didn’t come out of a plastic clamshell or a microwavable pouch? You need fresh, wholesome produce, and you need it now. Sure, this grapefruit has seen better days, but it’s still delicious or possibly even nutritious. Just do like your mom always told you and eat around the bad parts.

• 51% or greater is guaranteed non-putrid
• Tastes like fizzy 
• Mold is nature’s penicillin